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“Dumb And Dumber Quotes” is a 1994 American comedy film directed by Peter Farrelly and starring Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels as two dim-witted friends, Lloyd Christmas, and Harry Dunne. The film follows their misadventures as they embark on a cross-country trip to return a briefcase full of money to its rightful owner. “Dumb and Dumber” is known for its offbeat humor, slapstick comedy, and quotable one-liners that have become a part of popular culture. In this conversation, we will explore some of the most memorable and hilarious quotes from the movie.
“We landed on the moon!” –
Lloyd Christmas: In the movie, Lloyd says this line to a group of people in a restaurant, pretending that he and Harry were astronauts who had just returned from the moon. The line has become iconic for its absurdity and the way Jim Carrey delivers it.
“Just when I thought you couldn’t possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this… and totally redeem yourself!” –
Harry Dunne: Harry says this line to Lloyd after he accidentally makes a smart decision. The line has become a classic example of backhanded compliments.
“You sold my dead bird to a blind kid?” –
Lloyd Christmas: This line is spoken by Lloyd after he discovers that Harry sold his dead bird to a blind child. The line highlights the stupidity of the characters and is often quoted for its absurdity.
“That John Denver’s full of shit, man.” –
Lloyd Christmas: This line is spoken by Lloyd after hearing a John Denver song on the radio. It has become a classic example of the film’s irreverent humor.
“We got no food, no jobs… our pets’ heads are falling off!” –
Lloyd Christmas: Lloyd says this line to Harry after they have lost their jobs and are facing financial difficulties. The line has become a classic example of the characters’ over-the-top reactions to their problems.
“Why don’t you go practice falling down and not getting’ hurt?” –
Harry Dunne: Harry says this line to Lloyd after he falls down a flight of stairs. The line has become a classic example of the film’s physical humor.
“I expected the Rocky Mountains to be a little rockier than this.” –
“I expected the Rocky Mountains to be a little rockier than this.” – Lloyd Christmas: This line is spoken by Lloyd when the duo arrives in the Rocky Mountains. It has become a classic example of the character’s cluelessness.
“I’m talking about a place where the beer flows like wine, where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano.” –
Lloyd Christmas: Lloyd says this line to Harry when describing his dream of Aspen, Colorado. The line has become a classic example of the film’s exaggerated humor.
“I desperately want to make love to a schoolboy.” –
Sea Bass: Sea Bass says this line to Lloyd when he mistakes him for someone else. The line has become infamous for its inappropriate nature.
“You can’t triple stamp a double stamp, Lloyd!” –
Harry Dunne: Harry says this line to Lloyd when he tries to stamp a letter three times. The bar has become a classic example of the film’s absurdity.
“According to the map, we’ve only gone 4 inches.” –
Lloyd Christmas: Lloyd says this line to Harry when they realize they are lost. The line has become a classic example of the characters’ stupidity.
“We got robbed by a sweet old lady on a motorized cart.” –
Lloyd Christmas: Lloyd says this line to Harry after they are robbed by an old woman on a mobility scooter. The line has become a classic example of the film’s unexpected humor.
“Samsonite! I was way off!” –
Lloyd Christmas: Lloyd says this line after realizing he got the brand of a suitcase wrong. The line has become a classic example of the character’s cluelessness.
“You can’t just go around killing people because you’re in a bad mood.” –
Harry Dunne: Harry says this line to Lloyd when he suggests killing a man who has angered them. The line has become a classic example of the film’s dark humor.
“We got no food, no money, and our pets’ heads are falling off!” – Harry Dunne
“Hey, wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?” –
Lloyd Christmas: Lloyd attempts to cheer up Harry by making a ridiculous sound that he believes will amuse him.
“Our pets’ heads are falling off!” –
Lloyd Christmas: After accidentally killing Harry’s pet parakeet, Lloyd tries to explain the situation in a panic.
“Why don’t you go back to your home on Whore Island?” –
Ron Burgundy: Harry attempts to flirt with a woman at a charity event, but his lack of social skills leads him to say something inappropriate.
“I’m talking about a place where the beer flows like wine, where the women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano.” –
Lloyd Christmas: Lloyd describes his dream of Aspen, Colorado, to Harry.
“We got no food, no jobs, our pets’ heads are falling off!” –
Lloyd Christmas: Lloyd vents his frustration about their dire situation to Harry.
“I don’t know Lloyd, the French are assholes.” –
Harry Dunne: Harry voices his opinion on the French after Lloyd suggests they go to France.
“Big Gulps, huh? Alright! Well, see yet later.” –
Lloyd Christmas: Lloyd awkwardly exits a convenience store after attempting to make small talk with a customer.
“You sold my dead bird to a blind kid?” –
Harry Dunne: Harry discovers that Lloyd sold his pet parakeet to a blind child.
“What do you think the chances are of a guy like you and a girl like me ending up together” –
Lloyd Christmas: Lloyd attempts to woo Mary Swanson with this romantic line.
“I thought the Rocky Mountains would be a lot rockier than this.” –
Lloyd Christmas: Lloyd is disappointed by the lack of rocks in the Rocky Mountains.
“Just when I thought you couldn’t possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this… and totally redeem yourself!” –
Harry Dunne: Harry is pleasantly surprised when Lloyd does something unexpectedly clever.
“We’re in the Rockies!” –
Lloyd Christmas: Lloyd states the obvious when they arrive in the Rocky Mountains.
“I desperately want to make love to a schoolboy.” –
Sea Bass: Sea Bass makes an inappropriate comment to Harry, leading to an altercation.
“Mock… Yeah! Ing… Yeah! Bird… Yeah! Yeah!” –
Lloyd Christmas: Lloyd and Harry attempt to lead a mocking chant in response to being insulted.
“That’s a lovely accent you have. New Jersey?” –
Lloyd Christmas: Lloyd incorrectly assumes a woman’s accent.
“You are one pathetic loser. No offense.” –
Harry Dunne: Harry insults Lloyd while attempting to offer some consolation.
“I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.” –
Michael Scott: Harry attempts to explain why he’s reluctant to open a package, but his reasoning doesn’t make much sense.
“We’ve landed on the moon!” –
Lloyd Christmas: Lloyd jumps to an incorrect conclusion after seeing a motorcycle cop.
“Hey guys, whoa, big gulps, huh? Alright… well, see yet later!” –
Lloyd Christmas: Lloyd attempts to make small talk with a group of guys at a convenience store.
“What’s the matter, Har? Some little filly breaks your heart” –
Lloyd Christmas: Lloyd tries to cheer up Harry.
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70 Dumb And Dumber Quotes
“Just when I thought you couldn’t possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this…and totally redeem yourself!” – Lloyd Christmas (Jim Carrey)
“Our pets’ heads are falling off!” – Lloyd Christmas (Jim Carrey)
“I got robbed by a sweet old lady on a motorized cart. I didn’t even see it coming.” – Harry Dunne (Jeff Daniels)
“What do you think the chances are of a guy like you and a girl like me… ending up together?” – Lloyd Christmas (Jim Carrey)
“You know, Lloyd, just when I think you couldn’t possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this… and totally redeem yourself!” – Harry Dunne (Jeff Daniels)
“We got no food, we got no jobs… our pets’ heads are falling off!” – Lloyd Christmas (Jim Carrey)
“So, you’re telling me there’s a chance!” – Lloyd Christmas (Jim Carrey)
“I can’t stop once I start. It stings the nostrils, in a good way.” – Harry Dunne (Jeff Daniels)
“I don’t know Lloyd, the French are assholes.” – Harry Dunne (Jeff Daniels)
“We landed on the moon!” – Lloyd Christmas (Jim Carrey)
“Big Gulps, huh? Alright! Well, see yet later.” – Lloyd Christmas (Jim Carrey)
“Excuse me, Flo? Flo, the machine just called me an asshole!” – Lloyd Christmas (Jim Carrey)
“Hey, maybe I’ll give you a call sometime. Your number is still 911.” – Lloyd Christmas (Jim Carrey)
“Just go, man. You gotta risk it to get the biscuit.” – Lloyd Christmas (Jim Carrey)
“Kick his ass, Sea Bass!” – Lloyd Christmas (Jim Carrey)
“I desperately want to make love to a schoolboy.” – Harry Dunne (Jeff Daniels)
“I expected the Rocky Mountains to be a little rockier than this.” – Lloyd Christmas (Jim Carrey)
“You sold my dead bird to a blind kid?” – Pet Store Owner (Mike Starr)
“That’s a lovely accent you have. New Jersey?” – Lloyd Christmas (Jim Carrey)
“I’m talking about a place where the beer flows like wine, where the women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano. I’m talking about a little place called Aspen.” – Lloyd Christmas (Jim Carrey)
“We got no food, no jobs… our PETS’ HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!” – Lloyd Christmas (Jim Carrey)
“Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense.” – Lloyd Christmas (Jim Carrey)
“I’ll bet you twenty bucks I can get you gambling before the end of the day!” – Lloyd Christmas (Jim Carrey)
“I can’t believe we drove around all day, and there’s no job in this town. There is nothing, nada, zip!” – Lloyd Christmas (Jim Carrey)
“Oh, look, Frost!” – Harry Dunne (Jeff Daniels)
“Our birds have been tweeting, chirping, and making the occasional raspberry.” – Lloyd Christmas (Jim Carrey)
“You want to hear the most annoying sound in the world?” – Lloyd Christmas (Jim Carrey)
“You can’t triple stamp a double stamp, Lloyd!” – Harry
“Just when I think you couldn’t possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this… and totally redeem yourself!” – Lloyd Christmas
“Big Gulps, huh? Alright! Well, see yet later.” – Lloyd Christmas
“Harry, I took care of it.” – Lloyd Christmas
“We got no food, no jobs… our pets’ heads are falling off!” – Lloyd Christmas
“You sold my dead bird to a blind kid?” – Lloyd Christmas
“I desperately want to make love to a schoolboy.” – Lloyd Christmas
“Kick his ass, Sea Bass!” – Harry Dunne
“We landed on the moon!” – Lloyd Christmas
“Our pets’ heads are falling off!” – Harry Dunne
“We got robbed by a sweet old lady on a motorized cart. I didn’t even see it coming.” – Lloyd Christmas
“I’m talking about a little place called Aspen.” – Lloyd Christmas
“You can’t triple stamp a double stamp, Lloyd!” – Harry Dunne
“I’m only human, Harry!” – Lloyd Christmas
“I’m gonna hang by the bar. Put out the vibe.” – Lloyd Christmas
“Why don’t you go practice falling down, I’ll be there in a minute.” – Lloyd Christmas
“We got a full day ahead of us. We’re gonna go to the bank, then we’re gonna go to the pet store.” – Harry Dunne
“You know what I’m sick and tired of, Harry? I’m sick and tired of having to eek my way through life.” – Lloyd Christmas
“I don’t know, Lloyd. The French are assholes.” – Harry Dunne
“Hey, wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?” – Lloyd Christmas
“You know, Lloyd, just when I think you couldn’t possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this… and totally redeem yourself!” – Harry Dunne
“I’m just killing some bugs on the windshield.” – Lloyd Christmas
“Whoa, Big Gulps, huh? Alright! Well, see you later.” – Harry Dunne
“That’s a lovely accent you have. New Jersey?” – Lloyd Christmas
“What the hell are we doing here, Harry? We gotta get out of this town!” – Lloyd Christmas
“Mock… Yeah! …Ing… Yeah! …Bird… Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!” – Lloyd Christmas and Harry Dunne
“Well, we’re not in Rhode Island anymore.” – Harry Dunne
“I’ll bet you twenty bucks I can get you gambling before the end of the day.” – Lloyd Christmas
“Excuse me, Flo? Flo, like the TV show? You’re the woman with the hair.” – Lloyd Christmas
“We’re in the Rockies.” – Lloyd Christmas
“I don’t know how, but we did it. We made it to Aspen.” – Harry Dunne
“I want to ask you a question, straight out, flat out, and I want you to give me the honest answer. What do you think the chances are of a guy like you and a girl like me… ending up together?” – Lloyd Christmas
“You’ll have to excuse my friend. He’s a little slow. The town is back that way.” – Harry Dunne.
“Just when I thought you couldn’t possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this… and totally redeem yourself!” – Harry Dunne
“That John Denver’s full of shit, man.” – Lloyd Christmas
“Why don’t you go practice falling down and not getting hurt?” – Harry Dunne
“I expected the Rocky Mountains to be a little rockier than this.” – Lloyd Christmas
“I’m talking about a place where the beer flows like wine, where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano.” – Lloyd Christmas
“I desperately want to make love to a schoolboy.” – Sea Bass
“According to the map, we’ve only gone 4 inches.” – Lloyd Christmas
“We got robbed by a sweet old lady on a motorized cart.” – Lloyd Christmas
